This is a review of the short story Borrhomeo the Astrologer, written by Sheridan Le Fanu and published in his collection Green Tea and Other Weird Stories. Read my review of The Haunted House in Westminster, Green Tea, An Account of Some Strange Disturbances in an Old House in Aungier-Street, and The Watcher here, here, here, and here. Sheridan Le Fanu was an Irish writer who wrote ghost stories in the 19th century. His most famous work is Carmilla, a vampire story that predates Dracula.
Borrhomeo is an astrologer and alchemist who lives in Milan during a plague in the 17th century. Seeking the elixir of life, he makes a deal with the devil and pays the price. Historical note: in the 17th century, astrologers and alchemists were viewed with suspicion by the Church. During bad times – and a plague qualifies – they were very often accused of witchcraft and/or being in league with Satan.
It does not seem that Le Fanu was particularly religious, so this does not feel like a morality tale. It reads more like a 19th century episode of Tales from the Crypt. Borrhomeo is promised an elixir granting him 1,000 years of life in exchange for spreading the plague to churches and other holy places. Seems like a fair bargain, right? Think again! Satan and his minions make sure that Borrhomeo is seen desecrating those holy places. He’s arrested, tortured, and given a detailed death sentence, hanging for one night and one day, followed by a three-day impalement, followed by burial.
Borrhomeo isn’t worried because he’s taken the elixir, which means they can’t kill him. That’s true, but the devil’s in the details. The elixir puts the aged alchemist into a comatose state, where he will spend those thousand years buried alive, paralyzed but able to hear and feel everything, suffocating forever. But don’t worry, kids! Borrhomeo doesn’t stay buried alive forever. After fourteen years, he’s dug up and thrown into a pit, which is then filled with rocks. The moral of the story is to not make deals with the devil.
This is a surprisingly lurid tale for its time period. It is also experimental, because Le Fanu switches from past to present tense to build suspense. Unfortunately the slush reader in me was too busy wondering if he did it on purpose to appreciate the craftsmanship. There is not a lot of psychological depth to this story, which is what Le Fanu is known for, but it is a worthwhile read nonetheless. It is interesting how the Devil tells Borrhomeo multiple times not to proceed, but that’s because Old Scratch knows his warnings will be ignored. Recommended for lovers of Gothic supernatural stories and weird fiction.










